sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

meladoodle:

cosmofilius:

separation is such an illusion. we are one

why do people so desperately want to be plants. i dont get it. go live your leaf life ill be here as a human tbh

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

image

image

yourveins:

"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care