Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is.
this is what grace is
I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
is this what a vagina looks like
as the proud owner of a vagina i can 100% confirm that this is what a vagina looks like
M E E H O Y M I N O Y
When your parents think you’re dating your best friend
When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…
I was like “Sherlock Holmes”? Are we not saying that right?
How is it supposed to be said….
They’re probably talking about Barflesnarp Crumpleface…
Oh, you mean Buttermilk Snugglesnatch?
I need Edna Mode as a life coach