More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Arielle was talking to us about when she and her mother went to France today.
Arielle’s Mom: Can you understand me? SANDWICH.
Waitress: I speak English.
Arielle’s Mom: SANDWICH.
Jordan: (Talking about Arielle and her boyfriend) Their babies are going to baby more than any baby has ever babied.
i was so tired i thought the airplane was a bird
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
greeting your relatives
I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.
I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?
When you have a nightmare and you have to convince yourself that you won’t die if you fall back asleep