manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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novemberttopaz:

Arielle was talking to us about when she and her mother went to France today.

Arielle’s Mom: Can you understand me? SANDWICH.
Waitress: I speak English.
Arielle’s Mom: SANDWICH.

novemberttopaz:

Jordan: (Talking about Arielle and her boyfriend) Their babies are going to baby more than any baby has ever babied.

How is a airplane going to poop on you?
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ernbarassing:

i was so tired i thought the airplane was a bird

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

dulect:

greeting your relatives

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?

poryqon:

When you have a nightmare and you have to convince yourself that you won’t die if you fall back asleep